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Re: CHEEZE-IT RIPOFF From KellogsFrom: frau_himmel@hotmail.com (Frau Himmel) was having a bad day after I got a runner in my new pair of No Nonsense hose and came down with a bad case of feminine itch. Now I read this. What is next? Stealing bottles out of the mouths of infants? Haven't we had enough? Persecuting the famous like OJ Simpson. Martha Stewart. Paris Hilton. Michael Jackson. Glen Campbell. Gary Busey. Phil Spector. Dennis Rodman. Suge Knight. Mindy McCready. Yanni. They got caught with Plaxo. The gun went off while an undercover cop was trying to plant it on him. It's not just people, look at the animal abuse. A two ton rhino went on a 12 hour rampage at an Australian zoo after they mated his girlfriend with another male. A few years ago in a zoo there was a Panda that refused to mate with a female he considered homely. They collected some of the urine from a more desirable female, sprinkled it on the bum of the homely female, backed her into his cage where he did mate with her. When he saw her face and realised he screwed bogus booty he went to attack her, but the zookeepers slammed shut a metal gate to separate them. Now we can't even it back, watch our soaps, drink beer and nibble on Cheez-Its without getting screwed. THIS SUCKS! Frau Himmel Still trying to outrun the death grip clutches of The Strangler "GooJa" <GooJa@post.com> wrote in message As of today the former 1 lb size of the Original Cheez-Its has been
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