Usenet Newsgroups American Advertising From: chine.bleu@yahoo.com (The China Blue Lagoon) I'm watching an ad for a new kind of taco shell:     How do you keep tacos from falling over?     Buy our new flat bottom tortillas! Why do I care that my tacos fall over? -- darn the living - It's a lovely life.           I'm whoever you want me to be. Silver silverware - Where is the love?       At least I can stay in character. Oval swimming pool - Where is the love?    Annoying Usenet one post at a time. darn the living - It's a lovely life.                              Blessed be. Subject  American Advertising